16 THINGS TO DO @ WAL*MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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I thought this was so funny, that I had to post it. I would like to do #13 the most. I saw one of these for 7-11 that was good too. I guess the funniest thing I have ever done in a mall store was really really really overtly check out a dude walking down the way. My girlfriend at the time was very very amused. I thought it was funny. Guess you had to be there. LES SEE what else? I've done the picking nose in a security camera, but also have done it while driving so people don't stare. It works ok. I would really like to turn the lights off, get some powered wheel chairs and paintball guns and go on a manhunt of a blindfolded victim. I'd also like to have a lightsaber dual in full star wars regalia while driving those gas powered two wheel mini scooters thru a downtown parade or something. I need to think about this, as I know i've done some crazy shit..... but can't remember any while sober. Hmmmm. I need to add some spice to my sober life!
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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I thought this was so funny, that I had to post it. I would like to do #13 the most. I saw one of these for 7-11 that was good too. I guess the funniest thing I have ever done in a mall store was really really really overtly check out a dude walking down the way. My girlfriend at the time was very very amused. I thought it was funny. Guess you had to be there. LES SEE what else? I've done the picking nose in a security camera, but also have done it while driving so people don't stare. It works ok. I would really like to turn the lights off, get some powered wheel chairs and paintball guns and go on a manhunt of a blindfolded victim. I'd also like to have a lightsaber dual in full star wars regalia while driving those gas powered two wheel mini scooters thru a downtown parade or something. I need to think about this, as I know i've done some crazy shit..... but can't remember any while sober. Hmmmm. I need to add some spice to my sober life!
posted by Rocky Mountain Security Group at 5:59 PM
1 Comments:
Let me know when you want to have the wheelchair paintball tournament, I am so there!
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